OMG Life - Chapter 2

ANIMATION!!! Hua La... The major of double N choice. Before he choose animation, he actually wanted to major in Illustration. But during the major talk of the year, he realise Illustration is... full of color and all out drawing... and animation is less color, more to computer, so then, due to this simple reason, he choose animation as his major.

THE ANIMATION!!! 1st day of major is confusing, don't know what to do day. Yet, double N is ready for all the challenge ahead of him. The challenge to face is tremendous, but, he try to convince himself that animation is not that terrible, it just rumors and pass event. HE IS TERRIBLY WRONG!!!! Animation is the hell!!!(Gong Xiu Zek~/KIDDING~) The subject that he gonna take is nightmare!!! TERRIBLE!!! HORRIBLE!!! VEGETABLE!!! BLE!!! BLE!! BLE! BLe! Ble! ble! ble... ble.... ble...... OK, back to the main point...

1st of all, typography... OMG!! At first, he think that it is interesting. But that thought of his has bring him into a series of nightmares and torture as he underestimate this subject... Then, SUFFER!!! 2nd... MAYA!!! That's one of the nightmare to him too as he is still new to that software. During the Evaluation Day 1 assignment, due to a lot of technical error and modeling problem, his mental finally broken down and shout "CIBAI!!!" while slamming the table, creating a sound of "BANG!!!". Then, receive the word "HUH??" from everyone around him and then get a "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM??" as respond to the table slamming.

Besides that, there is one more thing that trouble double N the most, FATAL ERROR!!!! Whoever animator sees this word appear in front of them in the monitor, they will have the urge to slam the monitor and bang the CPU for god sake. What is FATAL ERROR to us? Well, let me briefly explain to you what is that word of terror. It strikes without warning, it always strikes at the righteous moment that will drive you crazy, and it also will let you press the key of judgment that will end all your MAYA work once and for all, that is the "OK" key... How it strikes? It 1st came out and let you see lots of words which you can't even understand, then, it will eventually hang your MAYA, then, JUDGMENT!!! Which is after it strikes, it don't kill you directly, but let you kill yourself. So, FATAL ERROR is evil!!!

to be continue~

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OMG LIFE - Chapter 1

Once upon a time, there was a little kid, let us name him double N. This kid is living a life you could easily imagine. After those easily imagined life is over, which is schooling, primary, secondary blah blah blah, double N found one place that is truly belongs to him and his so call "TALENT". Without second thought, he entered that place, which I called it DAOA, and have his 3 years spent on studying in that school.

After 6 months of tiring studies in the foundation, he finally passed with grayscale color and chooses the course, THE ONE AND ONLY, TOUGHEST OF ALL, THE MOST RETAIN RATING AMONG ALL COURSES, THE MOST FAIL RATING AMONG ALL COURSES, THE 80% COMPUTER, 10% HAND DRAWING AND ANOTHER 10% PAPERWORK, QUAD CORE COMPUTER MINIMAL, NO FREE LAPTOP, FULL OF PRESSURE, ITS THE KILLER, MOSTLY DIGITAL, WACOM NEEDED, THE MOST EXPENSIVE, THE NONE CHEAP, THE HORROR, THE TERROR, THE FEAR, CRAZIEST AND ITS OUT OF YOUR MIND TOUGHNESS, and that course is ANIMATION.

After the choice, he started the journey of an amateur animator, and he met the gang that will change him forever, become more ham sap and 淫荡。

To Be Continue~

Journey of an Unlikely Pair: Looking for Kreme

Journey of an Unlikely Pair: Looking for Kreme

A controlled Child Story

I am a controlled child. Being controlled by someone. I have no time for my own. My time has dedicated to something else... Assignment and work. I like to be with friends but my time has been controlled, i hav no night life. I know my controlled life is for my own good, but i can hardly stands it. Everytime i wanted to leave the house after 8pm, i will have to talk grand mother stories with certain female individual to obtain permission. I am being controlled so seriously that i am going crazy. I miss yum cha like crazy!!! I miss yum cha like crazy~~~ *sing the song if u get what song is it*

Due to my college schedule, my only happy hour is pass 8pm. But then, donno which mother f**ker stupid, idiotic, moron, made singkalingam, ccb, !@#$%^&*, grjgiov, sucker, and eccentric people go kill another individual and caused my area to be very unsafe. Due to them, i am being controlled even more. If i really find one of those stupid fella, i am going to giv them a sucker punch and hit then hard on their face. And then.... 做个好汉子~~~

Then, i am also a person who is hated to be controlled. But no choice, 2 more years to go until i am legally certified as an adult. So, i am still under someone's care. So, being controlled is a very common matter, but i hate it!!! No choice but to endure the pain deep inside my weaken heart, going to break anytime. 我的心痛痛痛进心灵~

Besides that, my temporary locked up also has to blame those people who are responsible for keeping our area safe. I donwan to specified what occupation are they, but i guess logically, u all will know it deep inside your heart, soul, brain, spirit, mind, power, blah blah blah, shit, singkalingam.....
Where are those made singkalingam? where are they when we, the weak resident needed their help? Where are they? Licking someone's shoe and get paid by doing that. Who someone? Neh, the one leh, very famous one geh, name start with N geh, and end with a B geh. Son of someone named Tunku what what R*Zak geh. Guess dao? I know you will.

I am being controlled and i will continue to fight for freedom and get my right to go yum cha, 为自由! 爱自由!! 自由万岁!!!

I AM AN UNCONTROLLABLE GUY AND NO ONE CAN CONTROL ME!!!!

The End.

*The following passage is a rant on something which i am hated. Ranting do makes me feel good*
P.S. : Ops, I did it again, Another piece of crap by the one and only, Nicholicious~~~

The Way of a Crapper （废才之道）

Have you guys/gals ever wonder what is the meaning of the word, crap? Well, i guess this word is very well-known among us in this present time, it mean nonsense. For us who walk the way of a crapper, we will always said... once a crapper, always a crapper. So, what a forever crapper will do?
For those who don't know about it, i will explain to you all.....

"THE WAY OF A CRAPPER(废才之道)"

Act 1-A True Crapper(真正的废才）
All crapper are sharing a single skill well-known as THE SKILL TO ANNOY. Crapper will always do something to get attraction, make fun of somebody and even annoy certain individual until can't stand you anymore. Crapper get excited when they did something that stupid and idiotic.

Act 2-Way of Attacking（招术）
A Crapper will tackle a target with the words and sentences that came out from their mouth after processing it with their brain. Those words and sentences is pack with tons of meaning and annoyance that will KO a target soon after their target's eardrum vibrates and get to listen to your powerful words and sentences that is full of meaning that can only used by a full of knowledge person.

Act 3-Defensive Skill(防守技能）
A Crapper know how to defend themselves from being pwned. Most crapper has the knowledge to twist and turn every sentences that is came out from a person mouth that is traveling in a certain frequency that can be heard by a human ear. When a person is trying to talk "crap" with a crapper, a crapper will start to do so in order to protect themselves from being "crapped!!"

Act 4-Battle(对战)
When two crappers come face to face, they will start a sacred battle of the crapper, and it is called "THE SACRED BATTLE OF CRAPPER". Those two crappers will start to talk craps and make a lot of noise that will annoy anyone around that battle area. So, civilians are recommended to stay away from there when two crappers are battling one another. The battle will cause many side-effects to civilians. These side-effects are fainting, eardrum rupture, internal bleeding, headache, stomach ache, body paralyzing, breathing difficulty and etc.
The rule of this battle is both crapper must respect their opponent, battle with honor and fight with glory.

Act 5-Limitation(限制)
In order to become an accepted crapper, they must obey the limitation of a crapper. A true crapper will never talk about others mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, cousin ma, cousin pa, brother, sister, cousin sister, cousin brother, nephew, niece, grandgrand mother, grandgrand father, uncle, aunty, grand uncle, grand aunty and what so ever when they are crapping. Moreover, a crapper shall not seriously humiliate their target and avoid hard feeling being created. Besides that, a true crapper shall not dishonour their family name and must respect their opponent. Those who never limit themselves when they are crapping are not considered as a TRUE CRAPPER.

Act 6-Nothing more to say(没东西讲了)
As the title said, i have nothing more to say about THE WAY OF A CRAPPER. In order to become one, you must read this article and gain more knowledge about a true crapper.

Act 7-I really have nothing more to say(我真的没东西讲了)
I really have nothing to say now, out of idea and the feel to improvise.

Act 8-Don't kacau me anymore!!! (别烦我了！！！)
I AM OUT OF IDEA, OK!!!??? SO, F*** OFF!!!

P.S. - The article above is another crap writen by me when i am boring and it is a junk post, read at you own risk my friend, in order to prevent internal bleeding, headache, stomach ache, heart attack, brain burst, vomit blood, puke, liver failure, lung failure, tumor, aids, HIV, H5N1 bird flu and so on.

New Definition of School Rules of Malaysia

This article is based on the rule book of school by Jabatan Pelajaran Wilayah Persekutuan Kuala Lumpur. aka BUKU PERATURAN DISIPLIN(The rule book of disipline in english)

I will like to redefine the meaning of those rules in the rule book of disipline that is used in Malaysia. So, read it if u are sick of those rules

ok, lets start with the 1st flaw i spoted in the rule book, hehe....
Page 13, 2.0-Waktu perhimpunan

2.3-Murid mesti berdiri tegak, senyap dan meletakkan beg di bawah semasa lagu kebangsaan, lagu patriotik dan lagu sekolah dinyanyikan.
-So, this mean that when they berdoa, u r free to do whatever it say u shouldn't. Coz you jz nid to do so when Lagu kebangsaan, lagu patriotik dan lagu sekolah is playing.

2.4-Murid-murid perlu menyanyi bersama dengan penuh semangat. Murid-murid tidak dibenarkan bercakap semasa perhimpunan dijalankan
-So, when teacher ask you questions during perhimpunan, be quiet!!! This is not an act of disrespect, it is rule set by the government, you have no choice but to follow.

2.6-Murid-murid yang tidak mematuhi peraturan akan dikeluarkan dari barisan
-No problem, you are just been called out from the line, and they is no specified that teacher shoud take action on you, hehe

Page 13, 3.9-Waktu Pengajaran dan Pembelajaran

3.1-Murid-murid tidark dibenarkan meninggalkan kelas ketika waktu pembelajaran kecuali jika perlu. Tag Keluar Kelas perlu diperoleh daripada guru kebenaran. Tag keluar perlu diganting/dipamerkan
-You can exit your class whenver you are needed to

a list of act that you can use to exit your class

1. My online game character need me, so i must go(the virtual world needs me)
   
2. My girlfriend is in trouble and i must go now(I must go as this is all about my future)
   
3. I need to go to my girlfriend and say I love you, this is very important, so i must go(as i must continue the reproduction of human being so that human wouldn't exticnt)
   
4. A very common one, i wan to oh su su
5. The world needs me, i must go(I am superhero, i must go)
   
6. The Time and Space will be twisted if i don't go stop palkia and dialga, so i must go(i have pikachu by my side, i must do what i must as a pokemon trainer)
   
7. Espada has arrived to the human world, i must go to defeat them(must, as I am a shinigami)
   
8. Paine is destroying Konoha Village, i must go now(urgent)
9. ETC

So, jz say tell your teacher what your reason of leaving class and get a tag from them, as the rule never say that approval is needed from teacher, hehe

3.5-Murid-murid perlu sentiasa bersedia untuk belajar dan melakukan aktiviti berfaedah seperti membaca semasa menunggu guru masuk.
-Be ready to study by doing meaningful things

a list of meaningful stuff to do

1. Reading books
2. Doing homework
3. Reproducing(this is an action to continue the history of human being, so it is meaningful)
   
4. Get a new girlfriend/wife and start a new family to continue the growth of human(same as no.3)
   
5. Save the world from evil (so that world in peace, meaningful)
   
6. Defeat the hollow to ensure the human world in peace (no hollow kacau the peace of human world, meaningful)
   
7. Fight in class (in order to become the next wu shu champion of Malaysia, meaningful)
8. Pull out a sword in the class (We respect our education minister, meaningful)
9. Sleep in class (We follow what our country leader did, meaningful)
10. ETC

That is all for today, i will redifine more rules later on

Care

For some unknown reason, i seems to care about anything and everything i have came into. So, this is very questionable whether it is good or not. This is a question keep haunting meee for the rest of my life. So i am thinking.... is this good for me??

Well, for you, what would you do when ppl came to you for help?
Accept? or Decline?

Anyway, let you answer the question your own ba.
Coz due to certain issue that related to this is keep haunting me i jz cant make it disappear
a god damn thing to happen during this time, an ultimate mood spoiler.