The Way of a Crapper （废才之道）

Have you guys/gals ever wonder what is the meaning of the word, crap? Well, i guess this word is very well-known among us in this present time, it mean nonsense. For us who walk the way of a crapper, we will always said... once a crapper, always a crapper. So, what a forever crapper will do?
For those who don't know about it, i will explain to you all.....

"THE WAY OF A CRAPPER(废才之道)"

Act 1-A True Crapper(真正的废才）
All crapper are sharing a single skill well-known as THE SKILL TO ANNOY. Crapper will always do something to get attraction, make fun of somebody and even annoy certain individual until can't stand you anymore. Crapper get excited when they did something that stupid and idiotic.

Act 2-Way of Attacking（招术）
A Crapper will tackle a target with the words and sentences that came out from their mouth after processing it with their brain. Those words and sentences is pack with tons of meaning and annoyance that will KO a target soon after their target's eardrum vibrates and get to listen to your powerful words and sentences that is full of meaning that can only used by a full of knowledge person.

Act 3-Defensive Skill(防守技能）
A Crapper know how to defend themselves from being pwned. Most crapper has the knowledge to twist and turn every sentences that is came out from a person mouth that is traveling in a certain frequency that can be heard by a human ear. When a person is trying to talk "crap" with a crapper, a crapper will start to do so in order to protect themselves from being "crapped!!"

Act 4-Battle(对战)
When two crappers come face to face, they will start a sacred battle of the crapper, and it is called "THE SACRED BATTLE OF CRAPPER". Those two crappers will start to talk craps and make a lot of noise that will annoy anyone around that battle area. So, civilians are recommended to stay away from there when two crappers are battling one another. The battle will cause many side-effects to civilians. These side-effects are fainting, eardrum rupture, internal bleeding, headache, stomach ache, body paralyzing, breathing difficulty and etc.
The rule of this battle is both crapper must respect their opponent, battle with honor and fight with glory.

Act 5-Limitation(限制)
In order to become an accepted crapper, they must obey the limitation of a crapper. A true crapper will never talk about others mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, cousin ma, cousin pa, brother, sister, cousin sister, cousin brother, nephew, niece, grandgrand mother, grandgrand father, uncle, aunty, grand uncle, grand aunty and what so ever when they are crapping. Moreover, a crapper shall not seriously humiliate their target and avoid hard feeling being created. Besides that, a true crapper shall not dishonour their family name and must respect their opponent. Those who never limit themselves when they are crapping are not considered as a TRUE CRAPPER.

Act 6-Nothing more to say(没东西讲了)
As the title said, i have nothing more to say about THE WAY OF A CRAPPER. In order to become one, you must read this article and gain more knowledge about a true crapper.

Act 7-I really have nothing more to say(我真的没东西讲了)
I really have nothing to say now, out of idea and the feel to improvise.

Act 8-Don't kacau me anymore!!! (别烦我了！！！)
I AM OUT OF IDEA, OK!!!??? SO, F*** OFF!!!

P.S. - The article above is another crap writen by me when i am boring and it is a junk post, read at you own risk my friend, in order to prevent internal bleeding, headache, stomach ache, heart attack, brain burst, vomit blood, puke, liver failure, lung failure, tumor, aids, HIV, H5N1 bird flu and so on.

New Definition of School Rules of Malaysia

This article is based on the rule book of school by Jabatan Pelajaran Wilayah Persekutuan Kuala Lumpur. aka BUKU PERATURAN DISIPLIN(The rule book of disipline in english)

I will like to redefine the meaning of those rules in the rule book of disipline that is used in Malaysia. So, read it if u are sick of those rules

ok, lets start with the 1st flaw i spoted in the rule book, hehe....
Page 13, 2.0-Waktu perhimpunan

2.3-Murid mesti berdiri tegak, senyap dan meletakkan beg di bawah semasa lagu kebangsaan, lagu patriotik dan lagu sekolah dinyanyikan.
-So, this mean that when they berdoa, u r free to do whatever it say u shouldn't. Coz you jz nid to do so when Lagu kebangsaan, lagu patriotik dan lagu sekolah is playing.

2.4-Murid-murid perlu menyanyi bersama dengan penuh semangat. Murid-murid tidak dibenarkan bercakap semasa perhimpunan dijalankan
-So, when teacher ask you questions during perhimpunan, be quiet!!! This is not an act of disrespect, it is rule set by the government, you have no choice but to follow.

2.6-Murid-murid yang tidak mematuhi peraturan akan dikeluarkan dari barisan
-No problem, you are just been called out from the line, and they is no specified that teacher shoud take action on you, hehe

Page 13, 3.9-Waktu Pengajaran dan Pembelajaran

3.1-Murid-murid tidark dibenarkan meninggalkan kelas ketika waktu pembelajaran kecuali jika perlu. Tag Keluar Kelas perlu diperoleh daripada guru kebenaran. Tag keluar perlu diganting/dipamerkan
-You can exit your class whenver you are needed to

a list of act that you can use to exit your class

1. My online game character need me, so i must go(the virtual world needs me)
   
2. My girlfriend is in trouble and i must go now(I must go as this is all about my future)
   
3. I need to go to my girlfriend and say I love you, this is very important, so i must go(as i must continue the reproduction of human being so that human wouldn't exticnt)
   
4. A very common one, i wan to oh su su
5. The world needs me, i must go(I am superhero, i must go)
   
6. The Time and Space will be twisted if i don't go stop palkia and dialga, so i must go(i have pikachu by my side, i must do what i must as a pokemon trainer)
   
7. Espada has arrived to the human world, i must go to defeat them(must, as I am a shinigami)
   
8. Paine is destroying Konoha Village, i must go now(urgent)
9. ETC

So, jz say tell your teacher what your reason of leaving class and get a tag from them, as the rule never say that approval is needed from teacher, hehe

3.5-Murid-murid perlu sentiasa bersedia untuk belajar dan melakukan aktiviti berfaedah seperti membaca semasa menunggu guru masuk.
-Be ready to study by doing meaningful things

a list of meaningful stuff to do

1. Reading books
2. Doing homework
3. Reproducing(this is an action to continue the history of human being, so it is meaningful)
   
4. Get a new girlfriend/wife and start a new family to continue the growth of human(same as no.3)
   
5. Save the world from evil (so that world in peace, meaningful)
   
6. Defeat the hollow to ensure the human world in peace (no hollow kacau the peace of human world, meaningful)
   
7. Fight in class (in order to become the next wu shu champion of Malaysia, meaningful)
8. Pull out a sword in the class (We respect our education minister, meaningful)
9. Sleep in class (We follow what our country leader did, meaningful)
10. ETC

That is all for today, i will redifine more rules later on

Care

For some unknown reason, i seems to care about anything and everything i have came into. So, this is very questionable whether it is good or not. This is a question keep haunting meee for the rest of my life. So i am thinking.... is this good for me??

Well, for you, what would you do when ppl came to you for help?
Accept? or Decline?

Anyway, let you answer the question your own ba.
Coz due to certain issue that related to this is keep haunting me i jz cant make it disappear
a god damn thing to happen during this time, an ultimate mood spoiler.

~How To Be Bored~

Today, i proudly announce that i will teach all of you how to be bored.
Your lecturer is, me, of course and i will teach you the nice and simple way to be bored.

It is very easy to be bored. 1st of all, of course, you must be bored of doing anything and everything. For examples, when you are bored of studying, gaming, singing, bathing, showering, eating, drinking, gaying, being a fag, juggling, and etc, then, you are qualified as being bored

2nd, your brain must be really empty if, u wanted to be bored. When ur brain is stop working, thinking, processing data and knowledge, then, u are bored. coz, u wouldnt think about anything such as thinking about gaming, studying, reading, and etc.

3rd, you must be mentally trained to be bored. Why? It is because if ur mental is not tough enuff, u will gone crazy/insane/mad/uncontrollable once you enter the world of boredom.

4th, you must be tired of your lifestyle to be bored. How? well, it is easy to find out. When you feel tired or irritate when u keep doing the same thing, congratulation, u are bored!!

Last but not least, you must be really really really really bored to be bored. How? Why? Well, u jz need to remember this, then, every steps shud be easy to master. Keep telling urself, " I am bored, I am bored" then, success!! you are bored!!

After you follow all this 5 steps, you will become bored much more easier than ever.
And you can apply for boredom diploma or degree course in NOT A SCHOOL University. The payment is very reasonable, it is jz RM0.01 for the whole course!! Apply now while you still can!!

(The lecturing and advertising above is not actually existed or even approved by education minister, so if you follow those steps and even trying to apply for boredom course, then, congratulation, u are absolutely boring enuff to live a boring day. )

P.S.- I am so bored and i came out with this crap of words, so, if u don understand it, jz leave it there, don even bother... it is normal if you don understand it, why? Because I have no idea what i am writing in this post too...

Rant on Kompleks Institut SKEM Memandu

Today, i am rantinh about Kompleks Institut SKEM Memandu.
OK, lets see, where shud i start from?
!st of all, what is SKEM in english? No idea? Let me tell u, it SCAM. I believe that most of u noe about the meaning of the word, SCAM. Well, why i giv this school such a name out of its own name?
It is because, they really SCAM me on purpose!!! HOW? AND WHAT WAY THEY USED?
OK, let me list it out for all my fellow readers

1. When I am doing on the road test, they stupid fatty examinor keep ordering me to speed up, cut cars!!! Let me tell u, how am i, one newbie driver that hav no driving experience at all do such a hardcore driving action!!!??? And somemore, those who hav the L stick on their vehicle shud drive save and slow!!! Besides that, he even panic me when i am driving and keep disturbing me, and causes me did alot of faults!!! F*** that damn fat asshole!!!
2. OK, so, i do the other section test, it is up the hill, parking, and three point turn.... Do you noe what happen? The fella go and say my car's side mirror is not inside the parking box and failed me!!! WTF!!! Well, nvm, i admit my fault, but they shud at least say it when the fella is giving a driving speech!!! And not jz showing us a box inside a even bigger box as a examples of parking position!!!! Thats is y i am so angry of that, they nvr give crystal clear information!!! F*** those fella!!!
3. The thing i am mostly being pissed off is when the examinor told me"What I said, you follow." So, is this what i shud do huh? OK, i follow. But i didn't really expect that he would told me to do something that is breaking the rules and endanger individual's life!!! So, after that, i finally understood what his"What I said, you follow." phrase means. It means, I call u go to die, u go die!!! F*** him off and What THE MOTHERF***ER!!!!!
4. OK, this is the last point and i am damn pissed off by this!! Do you noe what i heard from my car instructor?(my car instructor is like some kind of spy or smtg) He told me that the examinor who test my parking failed me because he saw other examinor is getting coffee money, he also want some. So, he purposely find my little mistakes that will not causes harm and directly failed me, WTF M*****F**KER!!!!! F*** HIM OFF!!!!

Well, i finally noe the true form of our country's government. Well, i never specified what country i am talking about, but, i guess will know it soon after you read my rant.
Our country's government is shit!!!! Coffee money is what they need!!!!
I jz wanna F*** them out of here.
Ahh, ranting sure is good.
Last but not least, help me F*** off this stupid driving school too. Thank you

Rant on streamyx

Today, I am soooo pissed off and I am going to make a rant about smtg I am sucking it off.
So, what i am going to rant about? well, that is the cheapest broadband in our country, the streamyx.
Streamyx is so damn pissing me off. WHY? It is because the line is sooo slow until i open a page also take ages. Well, that happen frequently, so i not reali care about that. But what i hated the most is when the line cut me off from window life messenger when i am having a good chat with my friends. WTF!!!
Well, the line cut me off from msn, nvm, i will jz sign in again... But the problem is.... today, when i am trying to sign in into my msn again when i am being cut off, it show me error in signing in, nvm, i am a patient guy, i try again.Guess what. WTF!! I have tried for hours, but still no sign of signing in!!!
I am cut off from my fren jz becoz tis lousy old not updated and still using copper wire instead of fiber optic wire internet broadband.
Well, people will say that it always happen, so what for u rant about this?
Well, my main point is-

1. Malaysia Internet suckz
2. China Internet has reached 4mb per seconds and using fiber optic wire, that will prpvide faster online speed
3. It makes our country so left out
4. Fiber Optic wire jz appeared around in some new neighborhood, what about us? We also need some high speed internet!!
5. Those TM fella is sooo damn lazy and don ever upgrade their wire into fiber optic
6. I am soo DAMN pissed off by streamyx for 3 days straight, thats y it make me so mad
7. Government nvr think about how to improve our country, instead, they all are making the country into a even worse country, why? let me spell it out to you, R.A.S.U.A.H, Rasuah, means corruption in english
   
8. I am not in a good mood and streamyx is putting fire on me
9. Well, no.8 is not a point why streamyx suckz
10. I don care, i said it, means it, no objection
11. OK, u win... Go on with ur main point
12. No more already
13. WTF!!!

Well, thats is all about my rant for today. Ahh, feelin better right now.....

REMEMBER, DO SUPPORT RIVERIA PRODUCTION, thank you
Undilah Riveria, Dapatlah Maple Story Wayang, haha

Introducing Riveria Production

Riveria Production... I created it to put inside my every video to make it as a sign for my every video that i made.
Well, it jz establish? a few days ago and I have made my very own, 1st video
(Riveria is actually my IN GAME GUILD in the well known online game, Maple Story)

--Here is the link, rate and give some comments, ty
~Sunshine Boy Opening(Maple Story)~

I used 5 days, about 7-10 hours a day, jz to finish that video, TIRED
I do the animator, editor, director, every kinds of -tor job, all by myself, cool wei, hehe
That video , Sunshine Boy Opening is actually an intro/Opening of the series I am working on now. Well, i guess I don hav to tell u the name of the series, coz the link there wrote very clearly.
Well, i guess i shud tell u anyway coz i afraid that u cant get it, haha. No hard feeling?

Hmm, Heres the cast list of my video--Mostly is Riveria Guild Member, except Relpines

• Relpines as Calvin
  
• SweeTCandY88 as Erika
  
• BasketThief as Mike
• Pohchie as Chie
• Lopppy as Ron
• Jueppy as Carol
• thefty90 as Mr.Jun aka Teacher Jun aka Jun

That is all the cast in the video. Those guild member who are not listed above also took part in the video, but they jz not the main attraction, well, they are

• BaiiZhenZhu as Haven't thk about it yet....
• CuteCleric28 as Same like Mr. White aka Baii
• SirenGirlz as Well, u noe
• Hitsuyaga88 as I am going to be killed soon by my bro

There they are. Erm, I am working on episode 1 now and it will be uploaded soon i finish it.
I hope that my video will get some positive reviews as it may boost my morale on making video.
Without them, it jz like i am without my power. Without my power, i am powerless on doing anything. Hope whoever that read this post will support me!! Thank You