Have you guys/gals ever wonder what is the meaning of the word, crap? Well, i guess this word is very well-known among us in this present time, it mean nonsense. For us who walk the way of a crapper, we will always said... once a crapper, always a crapper. So, what a forever crapper will do?
For those who don't know about it, i will explain to you all.....
"THE WAY OF A CRAPPER(废才之道)"
Act 1-A True Crapper(真正的废才）
All crapper are sharing a single skill well-known as THE SKILL TO ANNOY. Crapper will always do something to get attraction, make fun of somebody and even annoy certain individual until can't stand you anymore. Crapper get excited when they did something that stupid and idiotic.
Act 2-Way of Attacking（招术）
A Crapper will tackle a target with the words and sentences that came out from their mouth after processing it with their brain. Those words and sentences is pack with tons of meaning and annoyance that will KO a target soon after their target's eardrum vibrates and get to listen to your powerful words and sentences that is full of meaning that can only used by a full of knowledge person.
Act 3-Defensive Skill(防守技能）
A Crapper know how to defend themselves from being pwned. Most crapper has the knowledge to twist and turn every sentences that is came out from a person mouth that is traveling in a certain frequency that can be heard by a human ear. When a person is trying to talk "crap" with a crapper, a crapper will start to do so in order to protect themselves from being "crapped!!"
Act 4-Battle(对战)
When two crappers come face to face, they will start a sacred battle of the crapper, and it is called "THE SACRED BATTLE OF CRAPPER". Those two crappers will start to talk craps and make a lot of noise that will annoy anyone around that battle area. So, civilians are recommended to stay away from there when two crappers are battling one another. The battle will cause many side-effects to civilians. These side-effects are fainting, eardrum rupture, internal bleeding, headache, stomach ache, body paralyzing, breathing difficulty and etc.
The rule of this battle is both crapper must respect their opponent, battle with honor and fight with glory.
Act 5-Limitation(限制)
In order to become an accepted crapper, they must obey the limitation of a crapper. A true crapper will never talk about others mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, cousin ma, cousin pa, brother, sister, cousin sister, cousin brother, nephew, niece, grandgrand mother, grandgrand father, uncle, aunty, grand uncle, grand aunty and what so ever when they are crapping. Moreover, a crapper shall not seriously humiliate their target and avoid hard feeling being created. Besides that, a true crapper shall not dishonour their family name and must respect their opponent. Those who never limit themselves when they are crapping are not considered as a TRUE CRAPPER.
Act 6-Nothing more to say(没东西讲了)
As the title said, i have nothing more to say about THE WAY OF A CRAPPER. In order to become one, you must read this article and gain more knowledge about a true crapper.
Act 7-I really have nothing more to say(我真的没东西讲了)
I really have nothing to say now, out of idea and the feel to improvise.
Act 8-Don't kacau me anymore!!! (别烦我了！！！)
I AM OUT OF IDEA, OK!!!??? SO, F*** OFF!!!
P.S. - The article above is another crap writen by me when i am boring and it is a junk post, read at you own risk my friend, in order to prevent internal bleeding, headache, stomach ache, heart attack, brain burst, vomit blood, puke, liver failure, lung failure, tumor, aids, HIV, H5N1 bird flu and so on.
