Thursday, February 28, 2008

~How To Be Bored~

Today, i proudly announce that i will teach all of you how to be bored.
Your lecturer is, me, of course and i will teach you the nice and simple way to be bored.

It is very easy to be bored. 1st of all, of course, you must be bored of doing anything and everything. For examples, when you are bored of studying, gaming, singing, bathing, showering, eating, drinking, gaying, being a fag, juggling, and etc, then, you are qualified as being bored

2nd, your brain must be really empty if, u wanted to be bored. When ur brain is stop working, thinking, processing data and knowledge, then, u are bored. coz, u wouldnt think about anything such as thinking about gaming, studying, reading, and etc.

3rd, you must be mentally trained to be bored. Why? It is because if ur mental is not tough enuff, u will gone crazy/insane/mad/uncontrollable once you enter the world of boredom.

4th, you must be tired of your lifestyle to be bored. How? well, it is easy to find out. When you feel tired or irritate when u keep doing the same thing, congratulation, u are bored!!

Last but not least, you must be really really really really bored to be bored. How? Why? Well, u jz need to remember this, then, every steps shud be easy to master. Keep telling urself, " I am bored, I am bored" then, success!! you are bored!!

After you follow all this 5 steps, you will become bored much more easier than ever.
And you can apply for boredom diploma or degree course in NOT A SCHOOL University. The payment is very reasonable, it is jz RM0.01 for the whole course!! Apply now while you still can!!

(The lecturing and advertising above is not actually existed or even approved by education minister, so if you follow those steps and even trying to apply for boredom course, then, congratulation, u are absolutely boring enuff to live a boring day. )

P.S.- I am so bored and i came out with this crap of words, so, if u don understand it, jz leave it there, don even bother... it is normal if you don understand it, why? Because I have no idea what i am writing in this post too...

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Rant on Kompleks Institut SKEM Memandu

Today, i am rantinh about Kompleks Institut SKEM Memandu.
OK, lets see, where shud i start from?
!st of all, what is SKEM in english? No idea? Let me tell u, it SCAM. I believe that most of u noe about the meaning of the word, SCAM. Well, why i giv this school such a name out of its own name?
It is because, they really SCAM me on purpose!!! HOW? AND WHAT WAY THEY USED?
OK, let me list it out for all my fellow readers
  1. When I am doing on the road test, they stupid fatty examinor keep ordering me to speed up, cut cars!!! Let me tell u, how am i, one newbie driver that hav no driving experience at all do such a hardcore driving action!!!??? And somemore, those who hav the L stick on their vehicle shud drive save and slow!!! Besides that, he even panic me when i am driving and keep disturbing me, and causes me did alot of faults!!! F*** that damn fat asshole!!!
  2. OK, so, i do the other section test, it is up the hill, parking, and three point turn.... Do you noe what happen? The fella go and say my car's side mirror is not inside the parking box and failed me!!! WTF!!! Well, nvm, i admit my fault, but they shud at least say it when the fella is giving a driving speech!!! And not jz showing us a box inside a even bigger box as a examples of parking position!!!! Thats is y i am so angry of that, they nvr give crystal clear information!!! F*** those fella!!!
  3. The thing i am mostly being pissed off is when the examinor told me"What I said, you follow." So, is this what i shud do huh? OK, i follow. But i didn't really expect that he would told me to do something that is breaking the rules and endanger individual's life!!! So, after that, i finally understood what his"What I said, you follow." phrase means. It means, I call u go to die, u go die!!! F*** him off and What THE MOTHERF***ER!!!!!
  4. OK, this is the last point and i am damn pissed off by this!! Do you noe what i heard from my car instructor?(my car instructor is like some kind of spy or smtg) He told me that the examinor who test my parking failed me because he saw other examinor is getting coffee money, he also want some. So, he purposely find my little mistakes that will not causes harm and directly failed me, WTF M*****F**KER!!!!! F*** HIM OFF!!!!
Well, i finally noe the true form of our country's government. Well, i never specified what country i am talking about, but, i guess will know it soon after you read my rant.
Our country's government is shit!!!! Coffee money is what they need!!!!
I jz wanna F*** them out of here.
Ahh, ranting sure is good.
Last but not least, help me F*** off this stupid driving school too. Thank you

Rant on streamyx

Today, I am soooo pissed off and I am going to make a rant about smtg I am sucking it off.
So, what i am going to rant about? well, that is the cheapest broadband in our country, the streamyx.
Streamyx is so damn pissing me off. WHY? It is because the line is sooo slow until i open a page also take ages. Well, that happen frequently, so i not reali care about that. But what i hated the most is when the line cut me off from window life messenger when i am having a good chat with my friends. WTF!!!
Well, the line cut me off from msn, nvm, i will jz sign in again... But the problem is.... today, when i am trying to sign in into my msn again when i am being cut off, it show me error in signing in, nvm, i am a patient guy, i try again.Guess what. WTF!! I have tried for hours, but still no sign of signing in!!!
I am cut off from my fren jz becoz tis lousy old not updated and still using copper wire instead of fiber optic wire internet broadband.
Well, people will say that it always happen, so what for u rant about this?
Well, my main point is-
  1. Malaysia Internet suckz
  2. China Internet has reached 4mb per seconds and using fiber optic wire, that will prpvide faster online speed
  3. It makes our country so left out
  4. Fiber Optic wire jz appeared around in some new neighborhood, what about us? We also need some high speed internet!!
  5. Those TM fella is sooo damn lazy and don ever upgrade their wire into fiber optic
  6. I am soo DAMN pissed off by streamyx for 3 days straight, thats y it make me so mad
  7. Government nvr think about how to improve our country, instead, they all are making the country into a even worse country, why? let me spell it out to you, R.A.S.U.A.H, Rasuah, means corruption in english
  8. I am not in a good mood and streamyx is putting fire on me
  9. Well, no.8 is not a point why streamyx suckz
  10. I don care, i said it, means it, no objection
  11. OK, u win... Go on with ur main point
  12. No more already
  13. WTF!!!
Well, thats is all about my rant for today. Ahh, feelin better right now.....

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Introducing Riveria Production









Riveria Production... I created it to put inside my every video to make it as a sign for my every video that i made.
Well, it jz establish? a few days ago and I have made my very own, 1st video
(Riveria is actually my IN GAME GUILD in the well known online game, Maple Story)

--Here is the link, rate and give some comments, ty
~Sunshine Boy Opening(Maple Story)~

I used 5 days, about 7-10 hours a day, jz to finish that video, TIRED
I do the animator, editor, director, every kinds of -tor job, all by myself, cool wei, hehe
That video , Sunshine Boy Opening is actually an intro/Opening of the series I am working on now. Well, i guess I don hav to tell u the name of the series, coz the link there wrote very clearly.
Well, i guess i shud tell u anyway coz i afraid that u cant get it, haha. No hard feeling?

Hmm, Heres the cast list of my video--Mostly is Riveria Guild Member, except Relpines
  • Relpines as Calvin
  • SweeTCandY88 as Erika
  • BasketThief as Mike
  • Pohchie as Chie
  • Lopppy as Ron
  • Jueppy as Carol
  • thefty90 as Mr.Jun aka Teacher Jun aka Jun
That is all the cast in the video. Those guild member who are not listed above also took part in the video, but they jz not the main attraction, well, they are
  • BaiiZhenZhu as Haven't thk about it yet....
  • CuteCleric28 as Same like Mr. White aka Baii
  • SirenGirlz as Well, u noe
  • Hitsuyaga88 as I am going to be killed soon by my bro
There they are. Erm, I am working on episode 1 now and it will be uploaded soon i finish it.
I hope that my video will get some positive reviews as it may boost my morale on making video.
Without them, it jz like i am without my power. Without my power, i am powerless on doing anything. Hope whoever that read this post will support me!! Thank You