~How To Be Bored~

Today, i proudly announce that i will teach all of you how to be bored.
Your lecturer is, me, of course and i will teach you the nice and simple way to be bored.

It is very easy to be bored. 1st of all, of course, you must be bored of doing anything and everything. For examples, when you are bored of studying, gaming, singing, bathing, showering, eating, drinking, gaying, being a fag, juggling, and etc, then, you are qualified as being bored

2nd, your brain must be really empty if, u wanted to be bored. When ur brain is stop working, thinking, processing data and knowledge, then, u are bored. coz, u wouldnt think about anything such as thinking about gaming, studying, reading, and etc.

3rd, you must be mentally trained to be bored. Why? It is because if ur mental is not tough enuff, u will gone crazy/insane/mad/uncontrollable once you enter the world of boredom.

4th, you must be tired of your lifestyle to be bored. How? well, it is easy to find out. When you feel tired or irritate when u keep doing the same thing, congratulation, u are bored!!

Last but not least, you must be really really really really bored to be bored. How? Why? Well, u jz need to remember this, then, every steps shud be easy to master. Keep telling urself, " I am bored, I am bored" then, success!! you are bored!!

After you follow all this 5 steps, you will become bored much more easier than ever.
And you can apply for boredom diploma or degree course in NOT A SCHOOL University. The payment is very reasonable, it is jz RM0.01 for the whole course!! Apply now while you still can!!

(The lecturing and advertising above is not actually existed or even approved by education minister, so if you follow those steps and even trying to apply for boredom course, then, congratulation, u are absolutely boring enuff to live a boring day. )

P.S.- I am so bored and i came out with this crap of words, so, if u don understand it, jz leave it there, don even bother... it is normal if you don understand it, why? Because I have no idea what i am writing in this post too...