Wednesday, September 26, 2007

A Boring Day

Last Saturday, is one of my boring day as usual. Luckily, there are still something i could do, so here is what i do during last Saturday...

~Product of The Day~
OK, introducing this DIRECTOR seat that comes with a fan. This chair is red in color and this chair that equipped with a fan is very comfortable. Well, this chair main purpose in this world is to serve people who wanted to sit comfortably. This is the list of usage of this chair~~

List of Usage of my Director Chair
  • For doing homework
  • For Pc-ing
  • For relaxation
  • For my butt to stick on it
  • For someone to sit on
OK, here is the list of usage of this chair, this chair is only cost RM300,000,000.00. If you are interested to purchase this Director Seat that comes with a fan, please contact 012-suckyou or fax to 03-RockzYou for more information of this product and for ordering use.

~If you think you are not cool enough, you must have this~
Introducing, the samurai sword(also called KATANA) that will be available for purchase in spring 2008 worldwide in all collector shop(bluffing) If you think you aren't cool enough, try this on and you will feel like being a samurai. This sword weight xx kg and it is 150mm long(do determine the size properly to avoid 'regret' to happen) The other smaller samurai sword and the rack is sold separately and the long sword is cost only RM100,000,000.00. The short one is sold for RM50,000,000.00 and the rack is only cost RM200,000,000.00

If you think you are afford to buy this set and you are interested to purchase these goods, please contact 012-suckyou or fax to 03-RockzYou

~The Next Generation Of Eiffel Tower~
This is the new-gen of Eiffel Tower!!! This is a must see structure and this is one of the masterpiece by one very infamous architect named Nic Ng. This structure cost approximately RM80 for building materials and RM0 for worker salaries. This project of the life time is finished with a time duration of 5 minutes on 22th of September 2007 and this is the picture of the structure by the infamous architect Nic Ng. Once the structure is under construction, we experience countless obstacles like strong winds that created a Fan that will causes the structure to collapse. Besides that, during the construction, an earthquake that created by a giant(my sister) takes place and causes the structure collapse in the mid-way of construction. But, Nic Ng and his fellow worker never give up to visualize their dream structure. Due to their strong will of visualizing this structure, on 22th of September 2007 (5 minutes later) this structure is finally completed and is opened for visit. This structure located in Kuala Lumpur, a small state in Malaysia.

If u are interested on visiting this incredible structure, please contact 012-suckyou or fax tp 03-RockzYou to order the entrance ticket of this New-Gen Eiffel Tower, the ticket is only cost for RM900,000,000.00 Children must obtain parents' permission to order this ticket (coz the price is unimaginable)

~The Up side Down Dimension~
Introducing the up side down dimension that can be reached through a dimensional doorway. This dimension is a place for you to enjoy yourself in a up side down way. Once you enter the dimensional doorway, everything will be up side down. So, beware of falling coz, it might be hurt.You just have to pay RM800,000,000.00 for a 3 days 2 nights trip to this up side down dimension. Now we have a promotion pack for this trip. You just have to pay RM1000,000,000.00 for a free meal for breakfast, lunch and dinner, a servant class hotel room, and the 3 days 2 nights stay is definitely not included.(wut lousy promotion is that?)

If you are interested to pay a visit to this strange place, please contact 012-suckyou or fax to 03-RockzYou for booking and ask for information of this trip (do note that no one will entertain you, so don waste your time calling this hot line)

~Piggy~
Another product of the day, the black piggy stuff toy. Advertised by the infamous guy named Kok Jun. This stuff toy is well-known among female and this handsome do draw a lot attention.(well, i guess not) This little piggy stuff toy is made out of x materials and y materials. When you hold it in hand, you will feel very comfortable and you will not be able to control yourself to stop squeezing it coz it is too comfortable. This product is only cost RM700,000,000.00 for a small size pig. If a small size pig doesn't satisfy you, you can try on the big size pig, it only cost RM1000,000,000.00 (i guess the advertiser oso don worth that much)

If you are interested in this product, please contact 012-suckyou or fax to 03-RockzYou for ordering and we will be very unhappy to serve you (as a smart consumer, don ever buy goods from them)

OK, this is what i did during last Saturday. Dun ever think of purchasing, ordering or booking anything above, coz I will become a multi-millionaire if you do so, hehe.

Stay Tune for more goodies in Continue Fantasy

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