New Definition of School Rules of Malaysia

This article is based on the rule book of school by Jabatan Pelajaran Wilayah Persekutuan Kuala Lumpur. aka BUKU PERATURAN DISIPLIN(The rule book of disipline in english)

I will like to redefine the meaning of those rules in the rule book of disipline that is used in Malaysia. So, read it if u are sick of those rules

ok, lets start with the 1st flaw i spoted in the rule book, hehe....
Page 13, 2.0-Waktu perhimpunan

2.3-Murid mesti berdiri tegak, senyap dan meletakkan beg di bawah semasa lagu kebangsaan, lagu patriotik dan lagu sekolah dinyanyikan.
-So, this mean that when they berdoa, u r free to do whatever it say u shouldn't. Coz you jz nid to do so when Lagu kebangsaan, lagu patriotik dan lagu sekolah is playing.

2.4-Murid-murid perlu menyanyi bersama dengan penuh semangat. Murid-murid tidak dibenarkan bercakap semasa perhimpunan dijalankan
-So, when teacher ask you questions during perhimpunan, be quiet!!! This is not an act of disrespect, it is rule set by the government, you have no choice but to follow.

2.6-Murid-murid yang tidak mematuhi peraturan akan dikeluarkan dari barisan
-No problem, you are just been called out from the line, and they is no specified that teacher shoud take action on you, hehe

Page 13, 3.9-Waktu Pengajaran dan Pembelajaran

3.1-Murid-murid tidark dibenarkan meninggalkan kelas ketika waktu pembelajaran kecuali jika perlu. Tag Keluar Kelas perlu diperoleh daripada guru kebenaran. Tag keluar perlu diganting/dipamerkan
-You can exit your class whenver you are needed to

a list of act that you can use to exit your class

1. My online game character need me, so i must go(the virtual world needs me)
   
2. My girlfriend is in trouble and i must go now(I must go as this is all about my future)
   
3. I need to go to my girlfriend and say I love you, this is very important, so i must go(as i must continue the reproduction of human being so that human wouldn't exticnt)
   
4. A very common one, i wan to oh su su
5. The world needs me, i must go(I am superhero, i must go)
   
6. The Time and Space will be twisted if i don't go stop palkia and dialga, so i must go(i have pikachu by my side, i must do what i must as a pokemon trainer)
   
7. Espada has arrived to the human world, i must go to defeat them(must, as I am a shinigami)
   
8. Paine is destroying Konoha Village, i must go now(urgent)
9. ETC

So, jz say tell your teacher what your reason of leaving class and get a tag from them, as the rule never say that approval is needed from teacher, hehe

3.5-Murid-murid perlu sentiasa bersedia untuk belajar dan melakukan aktiviti berfaedah seperti membaca semasa menunggu guru masuk.
-Be ready to study by doing meaningful things

a list of meaningful stuff to do

1. Reading books
2. Doing homework
3. Reproducing(this is an action to continue the history of human being, so it is meaningful)
   
4. Get a new girlfriend/wife and start a new family to continue the growth of human(same as no.3)
   
5. Save the world from evil (so that world in peace, meaningful)
   
6. Defeat the hollow to ensure the human world in peace (no hollow kacau the peace of human world, meaningful)
   
7. Fight in class (in order to become the next wu shu champion of Malaysia, meaningful)
8. Pull out a sword in the class (We respect our education minister, meaningful)
9. Sleep in class (We follow what our country leader did, meaningful)
10. ETC

That is all for today, i will redifine more rules later on