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OK, see his face... what can u see from his face? That is dreadfulness, spiritless, soulless, sad, hopeless and etc. This is a face that shows how a person suffer when the SPM examination is coming soon. He, is one of my friend, (scroll down to know more detail on him. you don hav to bother the person behind) The exam makes us so pressure and tension. Today, the day of taking the result of trail exam.... Luckily, he live alone, so don hav to be nagged by his parents (don think it is good, coz he feel sooo lonely without his family). He didnt do well in his trail, but he is very hardworking, so i am sure that he can do well in the real exam. (i am as dreadful as he is too, SPM Suckz).... OK, lets continue the story, almost out of scope.... 
OK, my friend(left) and me(right) are studying really hard for our exam. (even tough this picture is taken a long time ago, but this picture situated how we look like during the study, can i called it a lie??) We keep study... study... and study....... but, still, i get a really bad result in my trial... So, when my mom get the result, i told myself.... Gonna be nagged again... Coz of... the terrible, horrible, and vegetable subject that i always hated, that is, jeng jeng jeng jeng!!! Sejarah!!!!(History in English) Thanks to tat terrible subject, i hav an AAAAeeelephant in my result... Make my result look not as beautiful as ever... Why!!!??? Why our Education Minister must burden us until such a level??!!! !@#$ them for putting so many Topic into our Sejarah... And they are not worth for us to remember... (those memorable event in the history is actually not memorable at all, visit this website for proves~~http://www.able2know.org/forums/about87656.html~~)OK, here is my trial result:
- Bahasa Malaysia ~6C as always, nth to be happy of
- Bahasa Inggeris ~2A worse man!! last time i get 1A!!!
- Pendidikan Islam ~Sorry, i am not a Islam, so i get T.A.(Tidak Ambil) for this subject
- Pendidikan Moral ~5C This subject clearly shows that i don't hav moral at all
- Sejarah ~9G, sooo beautiful Gajah...
- Matematik ~1A, as beautiful as ever
- Matematik Tambahan~2A, not as beautiful as ever, last year i can get 1A....
- Fizik ~5C well, not to be proud of
- Kimia ~5C oso not to be proud of, there is nth to be proud of for getting a C
- Biologi ~5C straight, science all 5C... Why such luck nvr come out during the time i buy TOTO?
- EST ~1A my favorite scoring subject
Well, Even tough i get such a lousy result, but i still get the 5th place in my class....(you can imagine how worse my class is) So, why i get such a lousy result, here are 10 factors that causes this lousy result to become real....
- I didn't study Sejarah at all during trail exam(well, little bit got la, i suppose...)
- Too addicted to use computer for nothing (jz sit in front the computer and do nothing)
- Watch too much TV (donno why? during exam season, i will watch anything that shown on TV Note: Pornography not included)
- I will not study b4 8 p.m (a bad habit)
- I would like to Jam in o2jam 1st b4 I study to make my brain process faster
- Do nothing (coz too lazy to do a thing, oso a bad habit)
- Play too much with friends and families (aww, i cant end my day without playing with someone, this is one of my daily schedule, no nid to refer coz i didn't list out)
- Always hypnotized by my books (books read my face)
- All my books and I are positively charged , so repulsion will occur (study physics in order to know more)
- Last but not least, my one and only habit that made me special among anyone~~I am tooo lazy!!!!!!
OK, now, here is another 10 factors that shows 'why am I so lazy?'...
- Natural born...(gifted by the God, i cant help)
- Follow my brother too much (coz my bro oso a lazy bum, get influenced...)
- This habit is out of nowhere (I don't know why this habit choose me)
- Finding my the other half (mean partner, causes me always daydreaming, so, oso a type of laziness)
- I wan to be a free man (so made myself a lazy man)
- Watch too much Naruto and get influenced by Shikamaru (coz in this animation, they say lazy ppl like Shikamaru is actually very smart, so get influenced, lazy can show that you are smart, haha)
- I like doing nothing (one word to describe~~ lazy)
- I love my bed (i love my bed soo much coz my bed is too comfortable and once u are on it, you will be sticked on it and will be very lazy to move)
- I am lazy to touch anything that contain alphabets (especially books)
- Last but not least, this habit is gifted to me and i will keep on using this habit as my advantage for my future life (well, i don think there is any pros for this habit, haiz, forget it)
Well, this is me... simple life, simple man, even my result was simple
The result ady taken by my parents... Result listed above... due to my sejarah, i am preparing my ear plug to avoid any incoming high frequency voice to approach to my ear and damage my ear drum... OK, preparation is done, time for a Sound War between me and my mom... (usually i will only nod my head and say emm/orr/hai la/yes madam/yes mom during all the nagging)
OK, all of you, wish me luck, hope i am able to survive in this war (well, i guess i will be OK coz i hav win countless time of this kind of war every time i took an exam)
Main Point: I am talking total rubbish in this whole article, so, i hope you enjoy reading this rubbish article....
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*Argh* I... Can't... hold... this... glue... any... longer... somebody... help... me... please... *Argh*Stay tune for more rubbishes in Continue Fantasy
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